COURT HUMOUR --- Stupid Question, Stupid Answer...

Q: The myasthenia gravis, does its affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what way does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget... Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother was killed in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: You saya the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: What was the first thing that your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Kathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Kamala.

Q: Do you know your daughter has been involved in voodoo?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do.
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: She had three children. Right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and he has a beard.
Q: Was he a male or female?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead persons?
A: ALL my autopsies are performed on dead persons.

Q: All your responses must be oral. OK?
A: Oral.

Q: Doctor, before you performed your autopsy did you check for pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, it is possible that the patient was alive when you began autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient still alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.