Dearest Ah Yoke,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Wednesday 7th January 2004. With the reference to the meeting held between you and me on the said day at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months, and depending on compatibility, will be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to a promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally betweeen us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However, I am broad-minded enough to be taken care of on your expenses account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Ah Boon
Dear Ah Boon,
Please refer to your letter date today. I am please to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be inform that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to be to my satisfaction. However, please lighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there any chance at all of retrenchment or censequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order, and nothing less than a Jaguar is to be expected. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest. Please also note that my sister is happily engaged.
Yours perhaps,
Ah Yoke
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