Warning to Husbands

There a lots of times, in their life, when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his very life into his own hands! (Always have to be careful with what he say to his wife, or ELSE..., lolz)

Dangerous:-What's for dinner?
Safe:-------Can I help you with dinner?
Safest:------Where would you like me to take you for dinner?
Ultrasafe:--Here, have some chocolates.

Dangerous:-Are you wearing that?
Safe:-------You look so sweet in green!
Safest:------Wow! Look at you!
Ultrasafe:--Here, have some chocolates.

Dangerous:-What are you so worked up about?
Safe:-------Could we be overreacting?
Safest:------Here's a hundred ringgit!
Ultrasafe:--Here, have some chocolates.

Dangerous:-What did you do all day?
Safe:-------I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Safest:------I've always love you in that dress.
Ultrasafe:--Here, have some chocolates.

Dangerous:-Should you be eating that?
Safe:-------You know there sre a lots of grapes left.
Safest:------Can I get you a glass of milk?
Ultrasafe:--Here, have some MORE chocolates.