Marketing skills

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I am very rich. Will you marry me?" That's Direct Marketing

You are at a party with a group of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes to her and pointing at you,
"He's very rich. Marry him!" That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and obtain her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say, "Hi I'm very rich. Marry me!" That's Telemarketing.

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a lift home
and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" that's Public Relation

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You're are very handsome and rich." That's Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!" She give you a nice HARD SLAP on the face. That's Customer Feedback

Source--LAUGHTER, The Best Malaysian by David Tong.